The Twelve Days at Uni…
On the first day of Christmas my Uni sent to me: A nine grand tuition fee
(Imagine starting out with a 9 grand tuition fee…
…oh…and technically of course it’s the government that means we have the fees, but it doesn’t scan as well.)
But less of that grumpy stuff, ’tis the season to be jolly, so forthwith, a carol of our times:
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Uni sent to me:
Twelve student e-mails
Eleven impact pathways
Ten masters projects
Nine grant rejections
Eight Moodle mandates
Seven 4 star papers
Six weekends marking
Project xxxxxxxxxxxxx *
Three 9 a.ms
Two peer reviews
and a nine grand tuition fee.
Wishing you all an admin free Christmas and a grant filled New Year.
* feel free to include a 2 syllable project of your choice here.