Having realised at an early age that he wasn’t able to hold down any sort of proper job, Dan was delighted to discover an advert for Graphic Designer in the back of an old Evening Post. He’s been ‘working’ in design ever since and sincerely hopes that no-one catches him. Dan got involved with the Beestonian because he thought it’d be ‘a bit of fun’. He now takes 14 types of medication and looks like Beaker out of the Muppets. This is unrelated.

The Beest is Dan’s inner demon; his dark reflection – a twisted creature that growls from deep in his soul. A bit like trapped wind but, you know, darker and shit.

(PS – check out that photo! That’s TWO pancakes biatches!! BOOM!!! (Yes, they both ended up on the floor but that’s not the point.)